Monday, November 15, 2010

Lil' Bit O' Humour

I haven't had time to post lately.  That's a good thing because it means business is good.  However, I don't want to leave too much time in-between posts.  So, to fill the void, today's post is a quick forward I received from my mother-in-law.  It made me smile and I hope it does the same for you.  I figured we could all use a funny post after my last serious one.  So, enjoy...(and forgive me for the bluntness of it)...

'1' Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!!
'2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A DAMN DOG
'3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
      Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 
'4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it! 
'5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
     Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
'6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
      a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
'7' Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting
      surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
'8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
     Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
'9' Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur? 
'10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
      Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
     Now lay off me on some of these things.
     We both know who's boss here!
     You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

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